Sorting Out The Worlds Problems

taken from the room text October 29th, 2021

(23:39:23‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: can i get into gov,,,take baby wif me

(23:39:38‪) NCB Broadcasting: please do hunni

(23:39:51‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: believe me i so wish i could

(23:40:01‪) NCB Broadcasting: lets start a new party.... the real people party

(23:40:26‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: omg could you imagine

(23:40:37‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ok wot jobs are we all doin

(23:40:59‪) NCB Broadcasting: female chancellor ... they are good at holding the purse strings

(23:41:19‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ok

(23:41:26‪) NCB Broadcasting: women can budget

(23:41:33‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: whos goin to be the face of the camp

(23:41:51‪) NCB Broadcasting: pudsey

(23:41:52‪) 44833danny: me lol

(23:41:52‪) NCB Broadcasting: lol

(23:41:57‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lolol

(23:42:10‪) NCB Broadcasting: hold on pudsey works for the bbc

(23:42:16‪) NCB Broadcasting: scrap that

(23:42:27‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: danny said he wod do it lol

(23:42:54‪) NCB Broadcasting: News Special .... Real People Party topple Tories

(23:43:03‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lmaooo

(23:43:34‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: corey can you do design

(23:43:36‪) NCB Broadcasting: but he aint a brit... he cant stand in the election

(23:43:45‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: need flyers and badges

(23:44:09‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: we are only usin dannys face lolol

(23:44:18‪) NCB Broadcasting: every party needs a resident perv... thats dannys job lol

(23:44:28‪) corey2: lol

(23:44:30‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: no thats your job mo lol

(23:44:45‪) NCB Broadcasting: who will move into number 10?

(23:45:06‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: not me i like my privacy

(23:46:00‪) NCB Broadcasting: we cant use shona... she wil snore throughout all the press conferences, and even awake noone can understand her (oh hold on ... can anyone understand any politician?)

(23:46:27‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: she wod be perfect to giv the speaches

(23:46:31‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh

(23:46:55‪) NCB Broadcasting: shona assigned as press secretary

(23:46:57‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: and we wod win the womens vote just let corey loose on them lollol

(23:47:04‪) NCB Broadcasting: lol

(23:47:26‪) corey2: yes lol

(23:47:36‪) NCB Broadcasting: ok policies... 1- scrap the tv licence .. make the bbc fund themselves

(23:47:45‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: i wod say danny wod get the gay votes but them women are mine lolol

(23:47:58‪) christinamm2008: i yours hehe

(23:48:16‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lolol

(23:48:45‪) NCB Broadcasting: we need policies

(23:49:31‪) NCB Broadcasting: scrap the tv licence is 1

(23:49:56‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: scrap the licence, one payrate for everyone,

(23:50:08‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lower cost of living

(23:50:25‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh ... 1 payrate .. great idea, no matter who it is everyone gets paid the same

(23:50:34‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup

(23:50:53‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: no monthly payrises for gov shits

(23:51:15‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ]]one house per household\\\\#

(23:51:24‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: one car per household

(23:51:43‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh ... no more private landlords charging extortinate rents

(23:51:51‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup

(23:52:16‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: put the gov cabinet on basic pay

(23:52:31‪) NCB Broadcasting: all politicians on basic

(23:53:20‪) NCB Broadcasting: imagine a diner lady on the same pay as a politician

(23:53:27‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: perfect

(23:53:31‪) NCB Broadcasting: uhhuh

(23:53:43‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: even our nurses

(23:54:02‪) NCB Broadcasting: scrap the MPs allowance for a london home

(23:54:41‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: all mps be liable for minor law breakin

(23:54:46‪) NCB Broadcasting: uhhuh

(23:54:53‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: be that speadin etc

(23:55:26‪) NCB Broadcasting: stop companies making excessive profits by taxing higher price companies more tax

(23:55:41‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup good one

(23:56:02‪) NCB Broadcasting: also the multi store companies

(23:56:04‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: help our homeless and elderly

(23:56:25‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: instead of foreign aid....sorry guys

(23:56:39‪) NCB Broadcasting: all companies in the UK must register as a uk tax company closing the luxemborg loophole

(23:57:26‪) NCB Broadcasting: sorry amazon, paypal, and ebay.... you owe us back taxes

(23:57:28‪) NCB Broadcasting: lol

(23:57:29‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: get better mental health consiling, help for our youth who cannot come out as lgbtq plus

(23:57:44‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh good one

(23:58:16‪) NCB Broadcasting: send back home any foreign person that dont want to abide by UK laws

(23:58:35‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: bring back self sustainin,,,by that i mean bring back the steal, linen and boost our farmers

(23:59:07‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: we depend too much on forigen imports

(23:59:11‪) NCB Broadcasting: yeah our farmers need to be allowed to use their entre farm, not be paid to leave half of it untouched

(23:59:53‪) NCB Broadcasting: christmas is christmas not the festival of lights (birmingham)

(23:59:55‪) NCB Broadcasting: lol

(00:00:07‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: i think we hav just worked out the worlds probs lolol

(00:00:49‪) NCB Broadcasting: basically we just wiped out homelessness, poverty and greed in the uk

(00:00:56‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: christmas is too comercialised its lost its meanin and time for a family get together

(00:01:04‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh

(00:01:21‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup we hav lol

(00:01:39‪) NCB Broadcasting: lets rip up the laws on kids ... when a kid gets out of hand they need to be told NO

(00:01:50‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: exactly

(00:02:06‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: a good wrap acros the back of my legs did me no harm

(00:02:09‪) NCB Broadcasting: cancel Jamie Oliver too

(00:02:14‪) NCB Broadcasting: uhhuh

(00:02:20‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: im goin to baby him lol

(00:02:37‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: bring back free milk in school

(00:02:40‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: woohoooo

(00:03:05‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lets just undo all the shit maggie done lol

(00:03:09‪) NCB Broadcasting: close childline, thats what made our kids bullies

(00:03:45‪) NCB Broadcasting: woohoooo... revert the country back to 1979 and start again

(00:03:55‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yessss

(00:04:06‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: mind you i was four

(00:04:12‪) NCB Broadcasting: with 1979 prices for everything

(00:04:20‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: omg yessss

(00:04:35‪) NCB Broadcasting: loaf of bread... 10p

(00:04:35‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: where a ten pence mix up was the bomb

(00:04:39‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh

(00:04:43‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: pint of milk too

(00:04:55‪) NCB Broadcasting: and you could buy 2 apples for 10p

(00:05:10‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: omg the good ole days lolol

(00:05:13‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh

(00:06:28‪) NCB Broadcasting: more money put into NHS, police, fire and rescue services

(00:06:46‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: thatx a given

(00:06:49‪) NCB Broadcasting: income tax at what?

(00:07:15‪) NCB Broadcasting: vat back to 17.5%

(00:07:46‪) NCB Broadcasting: can we just bring back £.S.d ?

(00:07:49‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: you can work that one out,,,,im bringin bak the orginal size of wagon wheels and quality street tins

(00:08:37‪) NCB Broadcasting: although according to the makers of wagon wheels, they aint changed... they say its cos we ate them with little hands that they seemed bigger lol

(00:08:51‪) NCB Broadcasting: ikr

(00:08:53‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: noooooo

(00:09:05‪) NCB Broadcasting: that was on a recent tv consumer show

(00:09:28‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: wow...they hav gotten smaller

(00:09:35‪) NCB Broadcasting: who would be PM ?

(00:10:02‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: has to be someone that has an answer for everything

(00:10:34‪) NCB Broadcasting: i could cheekily answer everything

(00:11:00‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: well anyone could do that

(00:11:16‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ncb seven your hired lolol

(00:11:37‪) NCB Broadcasting: female reporter asks... "where do you stand on foreign policy?" i reply " not beside your bed"

(00:11:53‪) corey2: lol

(00:12:11‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: my answer....ontop of the other rubbish in the bin

(00:12:18‪) NCB Broadcasting: lol

(00:12:56‪) NCB Broadcasting: putting the UK first would be good for the UK public... imagine the first budget

(00:13:24‪) NCB Broadcasting: foreign aid is being slashed to a big fat ZERO

(00:13:37‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yup

(00:14:18‪) NCB Broadcasting: thinking kezza would be good as chancellor of the purse (as long as theres no pokemon card sellers nearby)

(00:14:24‪) NCB Broadcasting: lol

(00:14:47‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: oh i hav a good one for ya,,,,northern ireland hands back to england and ships englands supporters over,,,,ireland will become irish once again

(00:15:49‪) NCB Broadcasting: can we get the funds for the next election?

(00:15:49‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: pokemon cards will be mine lmaoooo]

(00:16:37‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ummmm nope...just got a super rare charazard

(00:16:41‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lololol

(00:16:47‪) NCB Broadcasting: lol

(00:17:56‪) NCB Broadcasting: one other thing ... those on benefits claiming to have back ache will need to prove it... (then be watched for 6 months covertly)

(00:18:20‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: agreed

(00:18:31‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: too many fakers

(00:18:40‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh .. i know a few here

(00:19:15‪) NCB Broadcasting: one goes rowing every weekend... backache my arse

(00:19:58‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: same....there is this dude and he goes about on one crutch...when he thinks no one is watchn he walks perfectly fine by not usin it

(00:20:08‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh

(00:21:15‪) NCB Broadcasting: ok we will get or manifesto published and see if we can get public backing to run in the next election

(00:21:35‪) NCB Broadcasting: we only need about £20,000,000

(00:21:47‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: is that all

(00:21:52‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh

(00:21:54‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: we could create a go fund me

(00:22:25‪) NCB Broadcasting: yup if 10 million people gave just £2 each we could win the next general election

(00:22:41‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: its not impossible

(00:22:52‪) NCB Broadcasting: exactly

(00:23:40‪) NCB Broadcasting: get more people involved so we have someone standing in each constituancy and we are well away

(00:24:03‪) NCB Broadcasting: we are bound to win at least one seat somewhere

(00:24:28‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yeah in the livingroom or kitchen wif a brew lolol

(00:24:35‪) NCB Broadcasting: lol uh huh

(00:25:07‪) NCB Broadcasting: oh yeah tea n coffee to be made free in all cafes, resturants and coffeehouses

(00:25:39‪) NCB Broadcasting: screw starbucks and costafortune

(00:25:59‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: omg they are nuffin but glorified dishwater

(00:26:40‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh bloody expensive places £5 for a cup of brown lukewarm flavoured water

(00:27:15‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: exactly...now dunkin was nice when it was here

(00:28:32‪) NCB Broadcasting: we need to reopen the highstreets too... encourage small shops to open by slashing the rent allowed to be charged by shop landlords

(00:29:08‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: the bigger stores like tescos hav taken alot away\

(00:29:34‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: oh and tax the rich at least four times wot we do

(00:29:42‪) NCB Broadcasting: uh huh .. limit the number of supermarket stores allowed by any one company

(00:29:59‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: agreed

(00:30:47‪) NCB Broadcasting: we need to find a way to make "going green" pay the consumer

(00:31:18‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: grow local sell local

(00:31:47‪) NCB Broadcasting: good one huni

(00:32:11‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ty hun

(00:32:12‪) NCB Broadcasting: no local produce allowed outside say a 10 mile radius

(00:32:58‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: farmers markets too

(00:33:04‪) NCB Broadcasting: yeah

(00:33:24‪) NCB Broadcasting: giving the farmers extra income straight into their pockets

(00:33:56‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yp as they grew or bred it they should profit from it

(00:35:10‪) NCB Broadcasting: we will definately make breastfeeding in public a normal thing to do... anyone who objects should be reeducated to show its a natural thing to do

(00:35:33‪) NCB Broadcasting: babes get hungry as well

(00:37:03‪) NCB Broadcasting: while we are at it.... desexualise topless women.. men can walk around topless so why disriminate

(00:39:02‪) NCB Broadcasting: kezza and myself have been creating a new political party... the Real People Party... wanna join us?

(00:39:28‪) LuluTb: the Real People Party? hmmm what does this party advocate

(00:39:47‪) NCB Broadcasting: so far we have wiped out homelessness, greed and poverty

(00:40:08‪) LuluTb: sounds like my kind of party! count me in

(00:40:20‪) NCB Broadcasting: woohooo

(00:40:38‪) NCB Broadcasting: got a spare 20,000,000 by any chance?

(00:40:44‪) LuluTb: I can't stand greedy people...makes my skin crawl

(00:40:46‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lolol

(00:40:59‪) LuluTb: lol, I'll try and see what I can do

(00:41:23‪) NCB Broadcasting: we are gunna make it that everyone gets paid the same, no matter the job or where they are in a company

(00:41:36‪) LuluTb: sounds damn good to me

(00:41:50‪) NCB Broadcasting: politicans and street cleaners all on the same wage

(00:41:55‪) LuluTb: free healthcare? no taking $300 every pay?

(00:41:55‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: ok so sofar we hav got two pounds from me mo and now lulu,,we are finally on our way wohooo

(00:42:04‪) NCB Broadcasting: yayyy

(00:42:13‪) LuluTb: let's make it international

(00:42:19‪) NCB Broadcasting: only another 19,999,994 to go lol

(00:42:30‪) LuluTb: I gotta look up pound equivalencies to the american dollar

(00:43:00‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: i think one pound is one twenty five dollars

(00:43:02‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: i think

(00:43:16‪) LuluTb: thanks Kezza, I'll double check though

(00:43:28‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: no worries

(00:43:34‪) NCB Broadcasting: hop you mean $1.25c

(00:43:45‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yes

(00:43:53‪) LuluTb: I was just thinking about something I could do besides perv lol

(00:44:11‪) LuluTb: this seems helpful and of service to people

(00:44:34‪) NCB Broadcasting: we decided on a female chancellor of the exchequer.. women are better at budgeting

(00:44:46‪) LuluTb: so I.25 is equal to a pound?

(00:45:00‪) NCB Broadcasting: yeah about that

(00:45:09‪) LuluTb: I gotta travel more.. damn

(00:48:49‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: so anyways lolol

(00:48:58‪) NCB Broadcasting: oh yeah this is what i was just thinking ...

(00:49:18‪) NCB Broadcasting: imagine football players on minimum wage lol

(00:51:34‪) LuluTb: is halloween a thing in UK

(00:51:58‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: not to the states eztent

(00:52:22‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: hardly anyone goes out trick or treatin anymore

(00:52:48‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: its very much a stay at home holiday lulu

(00:53:16‪) NCB Broadcasting: thats cos the government basically made it illegal under the beging act somewhere around 1989

(00:53:24‪) LuluTb: I never got to go as a kid...had to go to hallejuah parties in church basement

(00:53:32‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: thats true mo

(00:53:39‪) LuluTb: wow, didn't know that

(00:54:12‪) NCB Broadcasting: we will scrap that law too... let kids go door to door on halloween between the hours of 4 and 7pm

(00:54:28‪) LuluTb: I think thats what they do here

(00:54:44‪) LuluTb: most kids go to the mall and get candy from stores now

(00:55:05‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: yeah just be careful about that one cause there could be ppl who hav ptsd and dont forget the elderly

(00:55:11‪) NCB Broadcasting: allow street parties on haloween, easter, christmas, new year and stuff like that

(00:55:41‪) LuluTb: when I was kid, I didn't get to do any of the fun stuff

(00:55:51‪) LuluTb: was in church all the fuckin time

(00:55:53‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: you could hav a poster that goes on the window that allows trick or treaters to call

(00:56:00‪) NCB Broadcasting: ok households that want to have kids at the door have a decoration at the door

(00:56:10‪) NCB Broadcasting: yeah summin like that

(00:56:36‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: sorry to hear that lulu...hope youre catchin up on lost halloweens

(00:56:58‪) LuluTb: lol kezza it just made me a 'bad' adult lol

(00:57:36‪) NCB Broadcasting: << imagines lulu with a white sheet over herself knocking at doors pretending to be a kiddie ghost lol

(00:57:40‪) Red Arsed Irish Babe: lmaoooo

(00:57:45‪) LuluTb: lol

(00:58:23‪) LuluTb: you do everything late when you are a church kid.. then everyone categorizes you as 'wild'