Crazy One Liners

One of our favourite pages, the one which has those lines that in the room converstion may of been appropriate but on its own looks totally strange.

07 August, 2024                     lancslad_2, [23:52]  had such a hot chat earlier, sat here removing fluff from my navel

10 August, 2024                    oOo TRiSh oOo, [04:18]  i want it hard

01 September, 2024             Loki_ontherun, [09:50]  I havent seen my cock since I traded it in on a proper coat rack

19 September, 2024            AmandaPanda1977, [09:33]  hey when a monkey farts does it smell like bananas

20 September, 2024             OneFyneGuy, [13:02]  sometimes after listening to mo's music i wanna shave my head and get tattoos all over my body

01 October, 2024                  oOo TRiSh oOo, [10:09]  i suck too hard for that

23 October, 2024                  Engineer ali, [08:30]  Ok, take my penis instead of a real penis and it will produce lust

                                                         AmandaPanda1977 [10:12]  you are the only guy i know that can fuck an ant and it still cant feel it

25 October, 2024                 Mistress Swamp Bunny, [11:10]  it's as big as My head

                                                         mrfixit9464, [11:10]  <---likes how u hold it

29 October, 2024                 playing4, [06:18]  I sucks hardcore

30 October, 2024                 Kickmyballs_Hard, [10:42]  was just thinking that about arthritis. Do you think guys that like being fisted look out for women                                                                 with swollen arthritis fingers

07 November, 2024             AmandaPanda1977, [09:34]  i licked my own pussy before...... licked the cats face to bug her lol

14 November, 2024            happyguy_50, [11:43]  viagra is like disney world.....  you need to wait 2 hrs for a 5 min ride

22 November, 2024              oOo TRiSh oOo, [09:56]  i like it hard and i suck too hard for that

02 December, 2024             Mistress Swamp Bunny, [12:07]  I fucked around and found out

03 December, 2024              oOo TRiSh oOo, [05:53]  i wanted to whisper you something crazy but couldnt thik of anything

                                                          oOo TRiSh oOo, [06:29]   how long is it?

05 December, 2024              oOo TRiSh oOo, [08:20]  i went to bed with wet panties on LOLOL

15 December , 2024            BoundBareBoy1, [01:09]  we could get shona to name our willies

18 December, 2024              fast eddie 19, [22:28]  1 inch here

18 February, 2025                AmandaPanda1977, [09:38]  last time i tried to do a shower cam was in 2014 and my webcam fell in the toilet and laptop                                                                            crashed

27 February, 2025                 AmandaPanda1977, [01:25]   i came from my dads nuts , must be the left ball cause i dont act right haha

10 April, 2025                         AmandaPanda1977, [09:48]  men are a handful .. sometimes 2 if hard enuff lol

24 April, 2025                          JokingJester, [11:15]  Barry color me up & Shona will suck u dry